Suggestions to President Pratibha Patil who plans to write her autobiography

 No Offence Just Humour :

Rashtrapati Bhawan sources have informed that India's first woman president Pratibha Patil plans to write her autobiography after she retires in July, and also she will be completing 50 years in public life this year and is contemplating to tell her story in that book,

It was in 1962, young Patil had become for the first time a Congress MLA from Jalgaon city constituency of Jalgaon district of Maharashtra .

Hope President Patil's book compiles all the speeches that she could've given whenever the nation was under attack by nature or terrorists.President Patil will go down in the history as the most criticised n disliked president in 6 decades..

Meanwhile Here's some humble suggestions for the Title of the Book:

"One Woman Army".

"Around the World in 80 Lakhs( or is it crores)". 

"Around The World With the Taxpayer's Money"

"When I was lost in Rashtrapati Bhawan" 

"Smash and Grab" 

'Recipe for Disaster'

'Plan your Retirement' 

" The grounded president. " 

" Blame Those Who Made Me President "

" My experiments with land grabbings" 

"How to get fat, without gaining weight" 

" "How to get fat, without gaining weight"

"Guide : Being A Useless President"

"The Cook Who Became The President"

"Ek Bangla Bane Nyaara"

"Amaravati to delhi"

Yaardo Duddu... Yellamman jaatre...(Kannada)

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President Pratibha Patil, left, inaugurates the national immunization day by administering polio vaccine to a child  Saturday, Jan. 31, 2009. 

in conclusion a suggestion by my twitter Colleague @ikaveri who says " President Patil should pen a travelogue instead. About all her foreign jaunts. And call it "How To Travel With Your Pallu Firmly On Head" 

Hard to believe President Patil is nearly done with her term. Where did it go?!

If you too have some suggestion to the departing, do comment below