Domestic Tips

Jameel Aahmed


Good information to have at hand.






To make the mirror shine : Clean with spirit












To avoid tears while cutting onions : Chew gum.










To remove ink from clothes : Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.







To boil potatoes quickly : Skin one potato from one side only before boiling.







To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes







To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking : Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage in the vessel while cooking.









To give a shine to hair : Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.

To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.


Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes













To skin sweet potatoes quickly : Soak in cold water immediately after boiling.




To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.






To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.






Chinese Proverb:


'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others. So..., DO as I have done!






"Intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it"






"Time is like a river. You cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again..."Enjoy every moment of life.

Giving Padmashree to Dr. Batra, is like giving Grammy to Altaf Raja!

Padma Shri

Referring to Dr Batra Getting Padmashri Model Poonam Pandey Tweets @iPoonampandey "Padma Shri to Dr. Batra ? This is like giving Grammy to Altaf Raja! (Lifetime Achievement award)" for me this was the first sensible tweet from Poonam since i started following her in twitter                                               

Dr. Mukesh Batra

Coming to the point, So its King of spam messages who gets padmshri , does this mean he has actually managed to grow hair on people's heads? after hearing the news who knows many of bald people would have started gathering at his clinic to get their money back .

Mr.Advani,being bald,should call 
it as congress's favourism..to Dr.Batra 

Giving Padmashri to Dr. Batra, is like giving Grammy to Altaf Raja, People like him are the reason why we have "DO NOT DISTURB (DND) " registry, for he has tortured us with Unlimited SMSs daily till TRAI played spoilsport. 

Even if one agrees Dr Batra getting Padmashri ,the category "Medicine Homeopathy" is utterly wrong. He is not any doctor of distinction but merely an owner of high profile homeopathic clinics,if he can be awarded Padma Shri for "MedicineHomeopathy". Why not Bharat Ratna for Arindam Chaudhuri.

Kajol receives Padma Shri Award (2011)

When he goes to collect his Padma, lets hope he manages to get everyone's contact there, including Prime Minister and starts spamming them through his SMS'es.in one mode Dr.Batra was instrumental in creating awareness amongst operators about the SMS spam evil. Truly deserved! was Dr Batra recommended for Padma Shree by TRAI? 

Looks like Padma Shri to Dr Batra is an attempt to compensate for Anil Kapoor's failure to get an Oscar nomination. In the end, hair is the real winner,was Anil kapoor a member of committee deciding the winners of Padma Shri? As he gets the award hope he doesnt send us Sms to remained us again and again about his achivement.

'jo dikhta hai wo bikta hai' has an illustration at the national level now.It would have been fun if even Arindam Chaudary was nominated for Padmashri. The man with ponytail standing beside Dr. Batra. 
Since Dr. Batra been awarded Padma Shri. why cant we request. Miss India to Ms. Dolly Bindra, National award to Kamaal R Khan, Booker Prize to Mr. Bhagat, Most Importantly Performing Art prize to Sunny Leone,and why not Baba Ramdev in the same category "Medicine - Homeopathy" ,.......
As i Complete this blog here comes the hope of being Called Padmashri Jameel from the people who like this blog.
I Conclude with a tweet by  Kiran KS :
Forget Padma Bhushan and Padma Shri .. After #ndtvibncwgscam we need Scam Bhushan and Scam Shri awards to the terrible crooks in media. 

MS Dhoni poses with his Padma Shri award (2009)