Showing posts with label Advice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Advice. Show all posts

Sunday, 5 February 2012

Shitanic VERSES

Shitanic VERSES

This is a novel written by salman rushdie in 1988.once AGAIN ITS IN LIME LIGHT AND PEOPL ARE supporting him in the name of freedom of speech and expression without knowing what he has written in it.below are few points taken from this book:
1.prophet Abrahim [as] is called a bastard
2.the name of prophet muhammed [saw] is written as mohound which is a derogatery term for holy prophet used by christian crusaders.
3.we muslims believe that wives of holy prophet are ummul momineen,that is, mother of the believers and salman rushdie compares them to prostitutes. astagferullah.
4,prophet muhammed saw is compared to brothel owner...
5.salman rushdie also mentions companions with name change having problem with wat prophet saw is saying and even goes to mention that the goddes al lat comes to visit him.
these are only few things about islam that he has mentioned ..let us see his views about other things:
1.calls margaretr thatcher,the then pm of britain ,as bitch.page 269.
2.has used the word fucking 52 times.
3.used fucking word again for margaret thatcher again on page 270.
4.calls british sister fuckers on page 80.
5.look wat respect he gives to his xwife...he says she was destined to be fucked and thrown over..lets see his respect for women to quote satanic verses itself...“WHITE WOMEN – NEVER MIND FAT, JEWISH, NON-DEFERENTIALLY WHITE WOMEN – WERE FOR FUCKING AND THROWING OVER.” (Page 261.
6.dreams about having sex with the queen of england page 169,
7. Rushdie call afro americans as “Niggers”! see page 461 “Nigger eat white man’s shit.” And on page 449 “Niggerjimmy” and “mushroom.”
8.“MOTHER-FUCKING AMERICANS” p.80
9.WRITERS AND WHORES. I SEE NO DIFFERENCE HERE.” 392
salman rushdie has spared no one, he writes..“HERE WAS A LECHEROUS, DRUNKEN RAMA AND A FLIGHTY SITA: WHILE RAVANA, THE DEMON-KING, WAS DEPICTED AS AN UPRIGHT AND HONEST MAN ‘GIBREEL (that’s Rushdie himself again in his TSV) IS PLAYING RAVANA,...
those who do not knw..rama is an incarnation of god in hinduism and sita his wife ,using such words for them is cheap and worst.
this western media picks up woever speaks abt eastern civilization may be he is a peace of shit,,,,,,,,is this the freedom of speech and expression

ANSWER TO WHAT EXACTLY SATANIC VERSES IS?
gharaniq incident[satanic verses incident,the name satanic verses is given by william muir a christian orientalist in 19th century] is an incident that some people urge happened in the lifetime of prophet muhammed saw,the story goes like this:
Holy prophet saw longed to converst his neighbourd and kinsmen of mecca to islam,so,as holy prophet saw was reciting sura an najm satan tempted him to say few lines which were against Islamic monotheism after verse 20.the lines were:
[Have ye thought upon Al-Lat and Al-‘Uzzá
and Manāt, the third, the other?
These are the exalted gharāniq, whose intercession is hoped for.]
………asking for intercession of al lat ,al uzza and ak mannat ,three pagan goddesses ,gharaniq is a bird.
The meccans were overjoyed and soon a mass conversion took place.meccans stoped persecution of muslims.hearing this muslim who had migrated to abyssynia came back.But soon angel Gabriel came with the verses abrogating the earlier mentioned verses,these were:22:52
Never sent We a messenger or a prophet before thee but when He recited (the message) Satan proposed (opposition) in respect of that which he recited thereof. But Allah abolisheth that which Satan proposeth. Then Allah establisheth His revelations. Allah is Knower, Wise.
prophet took the verses back and soon the persecution started again.
And then verse 53:21 was revealed which totally belitteled these goddesses.

it reads:
Have ye thought upon Al-Lat and Al-'Uzza
And Manat, the third, the other?
Are yours the males and His the females?
That indeed were an unfair division!
They are but names which ye have named, ye and your fathers, for which Allah hath revealed no warrant. They follow but a guess and that which (they) themselves desire. And now the guidance from their Lord hath come unto them.
…the story is related by Ibn Ishaq (761-767),[whose book seerate rasul allah is lost but reports from this book survive in books of ibn hisham and tabari,the book is now created from different sources and translated by guillime] Ibn Sa'd and Al-Waqidi,……………..theese are the writers of 8th and 9th century.
NOW LET US EXAMINE THIS STORY:
!. Surat al-Najm (in which the disputed verses were purported to belong) was revealed in one whole in the tenth year of the Hijra. 
- The First Hijra to Abyssinia took place in the fifth year, between Rajab and Shawwal. 
- How then could the revelation of Surat al-Najm and the subsequent events - prompting the rumors of mass conversion in Mecca - that all took place in the tenth year, be a cause for the return of the Abyssinian Emigrants in the fifth? 
2.THERE ARE DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE STOTY .the story that I mentioned is a collection of all of them.
3.the chain of narration to this incident is incomplete
and many more reasons out of which i mentioned only few to cut short the article. 
LET US EXAMINE ITS NARRATORS.
IBN SAAD,was secretary of al waqidi.Al waqidi created stories to gain ranks at abbasid court,he is unreliable as the following scholars say:
1.imam Shafie ra[a contemporary scholar and founder of shafie school of thought] says that"the books written by Al-Waqidi are nothing but heaps of lies"
2. Ahmad ibn Hanbal ra [founder of hambli school of thought]said of him: "He is a liar." 
3.Al-Bukhari and Abu Hatim al-Razi said: "Discarded." Ibn `Adi said: "His narrations are not retained, and their bane comes from him." Ibn al-Madini said: "He forges hadiths." Imam Al-Dhahabi said: "Consensus has settled over his debility.
IBN HISHAM DID NOT MENTION THID INCIDENT in his book ,al tabari on the very first page mentions that all the blame goes to ttansmitters who transmitted,now the only case left is of ibn ishaq.there is a difference of opinion if the incident was realy present in his book.
Let us see who was ibn ishaq.
1.he was thrown out of medina for relating a false hadith from a women whom he never met.
2.imam Malik ra founder of malili school of thought,called him dajjal[satan]and says he took stories from decendents of defeated jewish tribes.imam malik also notices shitte tendencies in his work.guilleme also notices this.imam hajar askalani also mentions his stories as weak
3. ibn Sallām al-Jumaḥī and ibn al-Nadīm, said that ibn Isḥāq knowingly included forged poems in his biography,attributed poems to persons not known to have written any poetry.
4.imam al-Dhahabī. noted that in addition to the forged (makdhūb) poetry, Ibn Isḥāq filled his sīra with many fabricated reports.
5. Guillaume notices that Ibn Isḥāq frequently uses a number of expressions like HE alleged ,only gof knows if its true etc etc.
6. Ahmad ibn Hanbal,ra rejected his narrations on all matters related to fiqh
7.in Islamic jurisprudence he is categorized as mudallis that is, he never named his teacher...and the list goes on
ONLY FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT let's actually say that this whole incident is true and actually happened. This in no way disproves the Prophethood of Muhammad (peace be upon him). It actually does nothing but convince even more that he truly was a Prophet from God! The funny thing is that if the Quran was truly authored by Satan as many critics claim then why on earth would Satan abrogate the 'satanic revelations' of Surah 53 and then expose himself? If the Quran is truly inspired by Satan then Satan should have just let people believe in that Satanic revelation. If the Quran is truly authored by Satan then why would Satan only bother to expose himself on that specific verse? The truth of the matter is that this is absolute nonsense. If we want to accept the story we could only accept this conclusion……….
OTHERWISE THE INCIDENT IS REJECTED WITH CONSENSUS

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Domestic Tips


Jameel Aahmed


Good information to have at hand.






To make the mirror shine : Clean with spirit












To avoid tears while cutting onions : Chew gum.










To remove ink from clothes : Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.







To boil potatoes quickly : Skin one potato from one side only before boiling.







To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes







To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking : Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage in the vessel while cooking.









To give a shine to hair : Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.

To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.


Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes













To skin sweet potatoes quickly : Soak in cold water immediately after boiling.




To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.






To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.






Chinese Proverb:


'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others. So..., DO as I have done!






"Intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it"






"Time is like a river. You cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again..."Enjoy every moment of life.












Thursday, 26 January 2012

Giving Padmashree to Dr. Batra, is like giving Grammy to Altaf Raja!


Padma Shri
Referring to Dr Batra Getting Padmashri Model Poonam Pandey Tweets @iPoonampandey "Padma Shri to Dr. Batra ? This is like giving Grammy to Altaf Raja! (Lifetime Achievement award)" for me this was the first sensible tweet from Poonam since i started following her in twitter                                               
Dr. Mukesh Batra

Coming to the point, So its King of spam messages who gets padmshri , does this mean he has actually managed to grow hair on people's heads? after hearing the news who knows many of bald people would have started gathering at his clinic to get their money back .
Mr.Advani,being bald,should call 
it as congress's favourism..to Dr.Batra 
Giving Padmashri to Dr. Batra, is like giving Grammy to Altaf Raja, People like him are the reason why we have "DO NOT DISTURB (DND) " registry, for he has tortured us with Unlimited SMSs daily till TRAI played spoilsport. 

Even if one agrees Dr Batra getting Padmashri ,the category "Medicine Homeopathy" is utterly wrong. He is not any doctor of distinction but merely an owner of high profile homeopathic clinics,if he can be awarded Padma Shri for "MedicineHomeopathy". Why not Bharat Ratna for Arindam Chaudhuri.
Kajol receives Padma Shri Award (2011)


When he goes to collect his Padma, lets hope he manages to get everyone's contact there, including Prime Minister and starts spamming them through his SMS'es.in one mode Dr.Batra was instrumental in creating awareness amongst operators about the SMS spam evil. Truly deserved! was Dr Batra recommended for Padma Shree by TRAI? 


Looks like Padma Shri to Dr Batra is an attempt to compensate for Anil Kapoor's failure to get an Oscar nomination. In the end, hair is the real winner,was Anil kapoor a member of committee deciding the winners of Padma Shri? As he gets the award hope he doesnt send us Sms to remained us again and again about his achivement.
'jo dikhta hai wo bikta hai' has an illustration at the national level now.It would have been fun if even Arindam Chaudary was nominated for Padmashri. The man with ponytail standing beside Dr. Batra. 
Since Dr. Batra been awarded Padma Shri. why cant we request. Miss India to Ms. Dolly Bindra, National award to Kamaal R Khan, Booker Prize to Mr. Bhagat, Most Importantly Performing Art prize to Sunny Leone,and why not Baba Ramdev in the same category "Medicine - Homeopathy" ,.......
As i Complete this blog here comes the hope of being Called Padmashri Jameel from the people who like this blog.

I Conclude with a tweet by  Kiran KS :
Forget Padma Bhushan and Padma Shri .. After #ndtvibncwgscam we need Scam Bhushan and Scam Shri awards to the terrible crooks in media. 


MS Dhoni poses with his Padma Shri award (2009)

Saturday, 21 January 2012

Love for the sake of Allah


What is love? Love, according to the Oxford dictionary is, “a strong feeling of affection.” If this definition is analysed, love could be many things; love could be desire or love could be lust. To go more in depth, love can be of many types; love for yourself, love for objects, love for desire, motherly love and the list goes on and on. Today’s topic of discussion is in fact the greatest type of love, love for the sake of Allah.


Love for the sake of Allah is without a doubt the strongest type of love. This is due to the fact that love itself can only exist, as long as the reason to love exists. For example, a man in love with the beauty of his wife will only love her as long as her beauty exists. If she loses her beauty due to old age or any other reason, his love for her diminishes. Whereas love for the sake of Allah, can never diminish as Allah himself is the ever-existing, the ever-living.

Now the question arises, why should I love for the sake of Allah? What’s wrong with just loving? Well there are numerous narrations of the prophet (peace be upon him) and verses in the Quran which speak about the virtues of those who love each other for the sake of Allah.

Hadith #1
Anas reported that the Prophet (peace be upon him) “Anyone who possesses three attributes will experience the sweetness of belief: that he loves Allah and His Messenger more than anything else; that he loves someone for the sake of Allah alone; and that he hates the idea of reverting to disbelief as much as he would hate being thrown into a fire.” [Agreed upon]
Hadith # 2
Mu’adh said, “I heard the Messenger of Allah, May Allah bless him and grant him peace, say, ‘Allah, the Mighty and Exalted, says, “Those who love one another for My majesty will have minbars of lights. The Prophets and martyrs will envy them.”‘” [at-Tirmidhi]

After reading these two narrations of our holy prophet (peace be upon him) it shows that this type of love is held very high in our religion and even the prophets and martyrs will be jealous of it. Now that we know what the strongest type of love is and its virtue, how do we love for the sake of Allah?

Loving for the sake of Allah means to love for someone what Allah loves, and hate for them all that Allah hates. This means to enjoin good and forbid them from evil. Making them the best Muslim they can be and securing your future in paradise with them.

As Muslims, paradise is our ultimate abode and getting there is what we strive for. Let’s start with loving for the sake of Allah because surely that is the ultimate form of love. We make du’aa that Allah unites us with our loved ones in Paradise. Ameen.

The Status Of Two Who Love One Another For The Sake Of Allah



ALSO READ Dawat -o -Tabligh

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

A shoe on Narendra modi's face





Referring to the News Gujarat HC upholds Lokayukta's appointment
  @oongalbaaz Tweets : In short: A shoe on NaMo's face

Narendra Modi did not appoint Lokayukta for 7 years and BJP say it is supporting Jan Lokpal Bill.
There are so many irregularities. But Modi wants to shield himself and his ministers, so he is not appointing a Lok Ayukta for the past 7 years
Corruption has gone upto to the highest levels. Example,2G, Commonwealth Games, Yeddiurappa in land denotification,Votes for notes etc. If the Head of Govt starts appointing Lokayukta, Will it really help in fighting corruption? In case of Gujarat It is the Governor who has the power to appoint Lokayukta after consulting the CM. But, Governor has the ultimate power. Shameless BJP and Shameless CM is downsizing the HC.

After a marathon hearing, a division bench came up with a split verdict with justice Akil Kureshi concluding that the consultation process between the CM and the chief justice was over and the appointment was not illegal, particularly looking at the fact that the post was vacant for more than seven years. Justice Sonia Gokani in the bench had a dissenting view and quashed the appointment. 

Chief Minister Narendra Modi   & Gujarat Governor Kamla Beniwal

Following this disagreement, the case was referred to a third judge - justice V M Sahai, who heard the case on points of disagreement between the two judges. The points formulated by the division bench were - 1. Looking at the nature of consultation required for appointment of Lokayukta under Section 3 of the Gujarat Lokayukta Act, in the present case as a matter of fact, whether the consultative process between the Chief Justice and the Chief Minister had come to a close and there was a deadlock between the two dignitaries? 2. Whether the Governor of the State was authorized to act in a manner she did while issuing a notification appointing Justice R.A. Mehta as Lokayukta of the State without the aid and advice of the Council of Ministers? 3. What final order? In other words, should the petitions be allowed or should the petitions be dismissed. Further if the petitions are to be allowed, should further direction for appointment of a new Lokayukta within time frame be given to the State Government? 

After hearing the case, justice Sahai agreed with justice Kureshi's view and held that the governor's decision was legal. With the third judge's opinion, the government's petition has been dismissed. However, the formal pronouncement may be made by the division bench, as the matter has been referred to the acting chief justice. 

Modi Stonewalling Lokayukta appointment threatened rule of law,Chief Minister's pranks show deconstruction of democracy, said Justice Sahai. it's huge setback to Narendra Modi as Gujarat HC upholds Lokayukta's appointment.


Modi as he growing old, the level of frustuation is shooting within him,and looks like can play crooked and ever ready to do anything
If Modi had any morals, any conscience he would have resigned. But then Modi the Hindu god of death and destruction has full support of Hindu Extremists and Terrorists. What does he care for morality, conscience, criminal charges against him, charges of moral and financial corruption. He is immune to it, because he is the Hindu god-man.
I have always said in the past that Gujarat courts are not capable of delivering justice, now looks like i have some hope, but after saying that , in same breath i hope Gujarat HC decision will not act as the Support level in increasing the victory margin of Narendra modi in upcoming assembly election ! 

click the below link to know
Five Big Facts on Narendra Modi vs Lokayukta



Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Is Nitish Really a Poor CM ?


Is Nitish Really a  Poor CM ? 
This refers to the news item in Deccan Chronicle/ Asian age 

It is indeed interesting fact to know that Nitish Kumar, with movable assets worth only `6.15 lakhs and a flat in Delhi,
may be India’s poorest chief minister. What can be projected as more interesting is that Nitish Kumar son Nishant is more
richer than his father,it is not Nitish, but his son Nishant who owns ancestral property, which includes agricultural lands
at Kalyanbigha village in Nalanda district. Another plot of land in Patna's Kankarbagh, a posh locality, is owned by Nishant.
it is just a tiny statistic which shows how our politician are expert in diverting your thoughts about themselves, otherwise
every indian at this point of time is aware of the fact that which group of Indians (read Politicians) has large amount of
money in Swiss Banks.
 Jameel Aahmed

Responding to my blog 

Oongalbaaz  says...

Dear Jameel, 
Reading your 2nd or 3rd blogpost….but not able to understand why this post is incomplete in everyway? When you are writing about a politician, who is not a politician but a shrewd person…people call him Chanakya and apart from all the things….He is the Best Media Manager available in the political circuit of our country…..you should have written after bit more homework!

Nitish’s properties mentioned by you are much lesser than the properties he own in the knowledge of everyone in Patna. His bungalow opposite A. N. College on Boring Road, where he use to live with his family before 1 Anne Marg (Chief Minister’s Bungalow) is registered in his late wife’s name (approximate cost is 1 Crore), 3 Acres land opposite Water And Land Management Institute (better known as WALMI) on Phulwari – Khagaul Road (10 kms from Patna Railway Junction & 6.5 kms from Patna Airport) was and is still in his late wife’s name (approximate cost is 6.5 Crore).

A well known investment of Nitish Kumar is there in Mauritius….Reasons and the stories behind that are also known to every politically aware citizen of Bihar….if you want I can elaborate that as well!

The above are the KNOWN properties and direct or indirect investment of the Poor Chief Minister….Do I need to write that Benaami Properties & Indian Politicians are like Choli-Daamam……and Nitish Kumar is no different!!!.






Ishant Sharma has once again got his bunny Ricky Ponting


Ishant Sharma is congratulated on dismissing Ricky Ponting























Ishant Sharma is congratulated on dismissing Ricky Ponting, Australia v India, 2nd Test, Sydney, 2nd day, January 4, 2012







So surely the story from today is that Ishant Sharma has once again got his bunny Ricky Ponting
 RT Ponting c Tendulkar b Sharma 134 (225b 14x4 0x6) SR: 59.55


Ishant Sharma has an excellent bowling action ,run-up ,and jump.But sadly, very little between his ears. It's the pink Test but Ishant Sharma just turned it red as he dropped Michael Clarke. Never good to let someone off when he is on 182.Saeed Ajmal took 50 Test wickets, Ishant Sharma was next with 43. Marchant de Lange’s debut figures of 7-81 was the best of the year.

 Ishant Sharma even got 100 before Sachin's 100th 100.
ISHANT SHARMA 21-0-100-1

Friday, 30 December 2011

10 Qualities to make a Husband Happy - A Mother’s Advice To Her Daughter -

by JAMEEL
10 Qualities to make a Husband Happy
We all know that Allah subhana wa ta’alaa has described the treatment of the spouses in the Quran as:

“And among His signs is this, that He created for you mates from among yourselves, that you may dwell in tranquility with them, and He has put love and mercy between your hearts. Verily in that are signs for those who reflect.” (Qur’an 30:21). Here Muwadda means Love and Rahma is Mercy. Allah subhana wa ta’alaa describes this relationship as one that begins with love and both spouses having a joyous time, but, inevitably there are times where they have to treat each other with mercy. Mercy here encompasses being patient with your spouse, listening to your spouse and many other facets. The following story that is narrated is the advice of one of the mothers of the past giving to her daughter before she got married:

A Mother’s Advice To Her Daughter For Marriage

‘Abd al-Malik (RA) said: “When ‘Awf ibn Muhallim al-Shaybani, one of the most highly respected leaders of the Arab nobility during the jahiliyyah, married his daughter Umm Iyas to al-Harith ibn‘Amr al-Kindi, she was made ready to be taken to the groom, then her mother, Umamah came into her room, to advise her and said:

‘O my daughter, if it were deemed unnecessary to give you this advice because of good manners and noble descent, then it would have been unnecessary for you, because you posses these qualities, but it will serve as a reminder to those who are forgetful, and will help those who are wise.
‘O my daughter, if a woman were able to do without a husband by virtue of her father’s wealth and her need for her father, then you of all people would be most able to do without a husband, but women were created for men just as men were created for them.

‘O my daughter, you are about to leave the home in which you grew up, where you first learned to walk, to go to a place you do not know, to a companion to whom you are unfamiliar. By marrying you, he has become a master over you, so be like a servant to him, and he will become like a servant to you.

‘Take from me ten qualities, which will be a provision and a reminder for you.
‘The first and second of them are: Be content in his company, and listen to and obey him, for contentment brings peace of mind, and listening to and obeying one’s husband pleases Allah.

‘The third and fourth of them are: Make sure that you smell good and look good; he should not see anything ugly in you, and he should not smell anything but a pleasant smell from you. Kohl is the best kind of beautification to be found, and water is better than the rarest perfume.

‘The fifth and sixth of them are: Prepare his food on time, and keep quiet when he is asleep, for raging hunger is like a burning flame, and disturbing his sleep will make him angry.

‘The seventh and eighth of them are:
Take care of his servants (or employees) and children, and take care of his wealth, for taking care of his wealth shows that you appreciate him, and taking care of his children and servants shows good management.

‘The ninth and tenth of them are:
Never disclose any of his secrets, and never disobey any of his orders,for if you disclose any of his secrets you will never feel safe from his possible betrayal,and if you disobey him, his heart will be filled with hatred towards you.
‘Be careful, O my daughter, of showing joy in front of him when he is upset, and do not show sorrow in front of him when he is happy, because the former shows a lack of judgment whilst the latter will make him unhappy.

‘Show him as much honor and respect as you can, and agree with him as much as you can, so that he will enjoy your companionship and conversation.
‘Know, O my daughter, that you will not achieve what you would like to until you put his pleasure before your own, and his wishes before yours, in whatever you like and dislike. And may Allah choose what is best for you and protect you.”
Jamharah Khutah al-‘Arab, 1/145
From this incident we see the qualities that the Mother has suggested to her daughter in order to ensure that her husband is happy and therefore their marriage is successful.